Oddities.

An exchange with The One with the Russian Name*:

Him: I'm gaining weight.

Me: Good.

Him: Not comparable to how you define gaining weight based on your ability to gain waight, pero i am gaining weigh.

Me: Hey no need to be catty. Hehe.

Him: Miss you. Haha.

Me: Hehe. I'm writing a poem sequence about my ex's for a class.

Him: Dissing the ex's. Hmm.

Me: On the contrary; celebrating them.

Him: You knonw every relationship teaches you. at the end you become perfect for the one you were really meant for.

Me: I agree.

*Supposing hell freezes over and I actually muster the nerve to post the poems somewhere, this is him.